i... can... fit...

[fusion_mobile]

Only in my house will you hear...

[azurehart]

PANDA! You had better not be making a long distance phone call young man! Who told you that you could use the phone?!?

Wait a minute is it ringing?

(from the phone which has been knocked to the floor)
*hello. hello? anyone there?*

Me: Sorry about that, my cat has been using the phone again.

person on phone (pop): No seriously, who is this?

Me: Honestly, no one you know.

pop: Then why did you call me?

Me: I didn't, my cat did.

pop: No seriously.

Me: Seriously. My cat dialed the phone, I just picked it up.

pop: Oh come on! You really expect me to believe your cat called me?

Me: Believe me or not, it's still the truth. Don't worry I'll give him a stern talking to and lock the phone in the desk drawer from now on.

pop: But why did you call me?

Me:  This is the sound of me hanging up on you now.

*click*


I'd write a book about Panda, but I'd have to market it as fiction since no one would believe any of this. Heck I'm not sure I believe it, and I experienced it!

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